My Mate Marmite
This week I got a huge package of goodies from a “swap buddy” in New Zealand. We were partners in a swap-bot swap sometime ago when I sent her a yarn ball wrapped in a rose patterned tea towel. She loved the tea towel so much she asked if I could get more items in the same pattern and we organised a little private swap. I sent her some more rose patterned goodies, some English delicacies (Jaffa Cakes and Batchelors Cup-A-Soup) and some other goodies and in return she sent me all of this -
A tea-towel with New Zealand flowers on it, a squeezy tomato ketchup bottle, “Tiki” salad servers, a copy of “The Listener” a NZ magazine, 2 balls of The Wool Company Utiku Merino Possum Yarn (yes yarn made from possums!), a bath tea-bag, a NZ fridge magnet, button badge, NZ magnetic poetry (lots of NZ expressions I had to have explained), the cutest little brooch with two tiny needles and a piece of knitting, “Twisters” (NZ cheesy corn snack - bit like Wotsits), 2 bars of dark NZ chocolate and a jar of NZ marmite.
Phew! a real slice of New Zealand here in my own back garden in England. The magnetic poetry had to have some translation so here are some New Zealand phrases -
“jandals” = flip-flops in UK, thongs in US/Australia and most of world
“pack a sad” = to react negatively rather than get on with things. You might say “don’t pack a sad” meaning lighten up.
“smoko” = morning or afternoon tea (even if you don’t smoke). Someone will say “lets have a smoko” meaning lets take a break
“piker” = a kill-joy or someone who won’t join in
“rattle your dags” = hurry up
“puckeroo” = refers to something that has broken
I was interested to receive the marmite as I had assumed marmite was peculiar to England, although I was aware that in Australia they have vegemite (a poor imitation). To those of you in the US who have no idea what marmite is, it is a yeast extract which you spread on toast or sandwiches, it’s very salty and has a taste which you either love or hate. This love/hate is used as the advertising for marmite in the UK. Marmite is also used to flavour Twiglets which are baked corn snacks which look remarkably like twigs (hence the name)
Whilst I was putting the NZ Marmite away in the cupboard I realised that I had 4 different jars of yeast extract in my kitchen cupboards. I immediately wondered whether they all tasted the same or if each different variety had its own distinct taste….an experiment followed.
I gathered the 4 jars of yeast extract as follows -

From l-r, Vegemite from Australia, original Marmite from England in the new squeezy bottle, Marmite from New Zealand and limited edition Guinness Marmite (made with Guinness yeast extract apparantly)
Next I got two volunteer tasters (me and J) and armed them with pitta bread with which to tast the yeast extract.
We began with the Vegemite, the texture was much more solid than the other three spreads and the colour is the lightest brown of the four. The taste was quite subtle and not as salty as British marmite
Next was the Guinnes Marmite, I was interested to know if this tasted any different to normal marmite or whether this was a marketing ploy. The texture of the Guinness Marmite was the “runniest” of the four and the colour very dark brown. The taste was different to ordinary marmite but still very strong and salty. I love it!
Third was original Marmite, still the best in my opinion. The new squeezy bottle is an inspired innovation IMHO, I use marmite quite a lot in cooking. I’m vegetarian and when I make bolognaise sauce or chilli with soya mince I often add a spoon of marmite for colour and taste - squeezing it in from the plastic bottle is much easier than scraping marmite from a spoon into the saucepan. Still, I digress - original marmite slighty firmer texture than Guinnes Marmite but still runnier than the vegemite, colour very dark brown. Taste, very strong salty taste - delicious.
Finally, the New Zealand Marmite - of the four this was the darkest in colour being almost black and was only slightly less solid than the Vegemite. The taste was very different to the other three - whilst they were all clearly salty with the Vegemite being just more subtle, the New Zealand Marmite tasted completely different and was almost sweet. I like it but not as much as British Marmite. I will have to try it on hot toast which is always the best way to eat marmite.
So the results are that they all taste, and indeed look, very different.
Earlier in the day we attended the wedding of our friends Ceri & Mick at All Saints Church, Marlow. This is Ceri in her beautiful dress
I wore MS3 for the first time to the wedding and here I am in my outfit including the Mystery Stole 3 (btw that’s a feathered head-dress on top of my head, my hair is not quite that wild or bright pink)
I’m really pleased with the way MS3 turned out and it went perfectly with my wedding outfit. The yarn was Patons Fairytale 2ply and I knit on 4mm circulars. Here are some more photos of it taken in the garden when we got home from the wedding this evening.
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August 27th, 2007 at 2:41 am
your MS3 looks great!. Love the headress, I have to find one in teal for a wedding at the end of next month. Hats just don’t work with me and short hair (but look great when its long) plus you get hat hair. The marmite thing was fun, my boyf is a BIG marmite fan, he take marmite sandwiches to work for lunch.
August 27th, 2007 at 7:52 am
The MS3 is very beautiful to show off at the wedding party.
August 27th, 2007 at 9:25 am
MS3 is gorgeous.
You made me laugh with your Marmite trials - at my 30th birthday party (a long time ago now), some 3/4 hour was spent discussing the various merits of the different varieties of Marmite…
August 27th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Wendy, Your stole is gorgeous!!!!!
August 28th, 2007 at 1:15 am
The stole turned out simply beautiful!
August 28th, 2007 at 4:29 am
When I was a little girl, we called flip-flops “zoriis” but my Dad was a US Army officer and I suspect it was a word borrowed from the Japanese by the troops. The purchase of a pair of zorii at the PX was a sure sign of summer’s arrival.
August 29th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Your MS3 looks lovely.
I am a big fan of using Marmite in cooking too. Yum!
Sock Pal xx
August 29th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Marmite experiment… brilliant! I love Marmite as well. Like you say you either love it or hate it. The girls and Graham hate it! I love it on toast, but the butter must not be melted on the toast and the Marmite can`t sink in?!… yep I know I`m weird!?
You looked lovely in your wedding outfit. I have to go to a wedding and I need to wear my outfit all day as it`s out at Newquay and we shall be there all day. The girls havn`t been invited. It`s just for adults. Graham only has one suit so he`ll wear that I expect! I think a clothes shopping outing is on the cards for me though
September 2nd, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I love Marmite! I was brought up on Vegemite (in Australia) but now prefer Marmite. I had to laugh at your NZ translations. When we first came back from Australia, I asked in a sweetshop for a bag of lollies and the shopkeeper thought I was very odd - he thought I wanted a bag of 10 ice lollies
Your MS3 is beautiful, as is your wedding outfit. Your friends dress is absolutely stunning.